New fic out 🫡
Greg is your what Tom ☹️☹️☹️☹️
ok but I am actually obsessed with stewy’s theoretical twitter. he only ever refers to kendall as “he”. he regularly goes viral with tweets like
“he is just like gregor samsa except not a bug”
“yes my white boyfriend is devastated by the recent kanye news. thank you for asking”
“he just asked me if I would still love him if he was cringe. how do I tell him”.
every tweet he posts first goes viral because people find it funny and then a second time over with people quote-tweeting it with “THIS TWEET IS ABOUT WHO???”
📷 Neal Preston.
what’s all this then
GREG DOING COKE OFF TOM’S HAND oh i dreamed of days like these
i bring a sort of “hamlet haunted by his father’s ghost” vibe to the interim ceo role that other people don’t really like
has this been made yet
shouldn’t have taken my last $20, bitch
oh btw i’m sleeping with your husband
“i want you gregging for me” is the tomgreg love confession
classic tomgreg makes a return + shivorce impending + alas kentucky + we are so back
CONNOR ROY ONCE AGAIN MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE TO BE A CONHEAD 💯💯🗣🗣💫💫🛩🛩🙌🙌🙌
“would you kiss me” vs “are you trying to fuck me greg?”